What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:43

Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
Why are white women so overly emotional?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No